incuvana

So apparently there's some other douche posting as "incuvana" on forums and leaving stupid comments on sites and videos etc. I'm pretty sure its another girl. She has a pretty limited vocabulary and her favorite word is apparently "amazing". Her taste in music ranges from the acceptable to the truly atrocious.

However, the curious thing is a lot of the names or screen-names of the people associated with this doppleganger are eerily similar to mine. There are matt's and vlad's, enough to make me think twice about whether I posted these things or if the other incuvana did, but i KNOW i haven't simply because I haven't ever heard of the sites these were on, and the writing totally does not sound like me anyhow. (very uninspired and riddled with "amazing amazing amazings!")

Its so ANNOYING, the only main site she beat me to the punch on is youtube. She subscribed a month before I did and so took "incuvana". I think domain names and the like should totally be copyrighted the moment a person uses or claims it. I've been "incuvana" since I first got a computer back in '97 so its mad annoying for some little git to start using it. What I'm most worried about however, is getting googled and someone finding some incriminating shit posted by an "incuvana" when it wasn't me.

However one good thing has come of this. My ebay ID was "stormy314", I signed up when I was dating the impaler, but thanks to the doppleganger I looked up how to change it and it was relatively easy. So there you go, silver-lining I assume.

P.S. - The fact that Joe calls Matt the impaler is actually quite funny since David's username was Vlad7077. He used "Vlad" without knowing of the association to the IMPALER, until some scary vampire goth girl thought he was the reincarnation of Vlad, and she was convinced she was the reincarnation of his woman which led her to stalking David because she thought they were soulmates. Since "Vlads" aren't too sparse on the internets she spoke to a different Vlad assuming it was David, and lost her virginity to the usurper. Then later she ended up talking to David, accusing him of disappearing on her after boning her, and thats when they both realized she'd been talking to two Vlads thinking it was the same guy. I don't know if it was a direct result of this dramatic fiasco, but David goes by "Visvalor" now.

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